As the saying goes, "Give the people what they want, and they'll beat a path to your door." Which, perversely, probably explains why it's taken 7 long months for unfutz to reach the 5,000 visit mark.
I'd love to say that it doesn't matter, that I'm just writing for the sake of expressing my thoughts (and cutting down on the amount I scream back at TV news programs), and that it makes no difference to me if people are reading or not. But, as much as I hate to admit it, it does matter, and it's a source of disappointment to me that more people don't come here, and that more of those that I do manage to lure onto the site don't seem to come back again.
Partly, I guess, it's a problem of being in a crowded marketplace: there are a lot of very good liberal/left blogs (which, come to think of it, really is a blessing), so many that I don't have time to keep up with them myself, and therefore I only go regularly to those few that seem to me to be the best of the best, the ones that appeal to me the most. I imagine many people are in the same position as I am, and if a blog doesn't have the right whatever to attract them, they have many other choices avaiable to them where they can try to find it.
That means, looking at it from a standpoint of marketing, that I need to actively position myself in some distinctive way to make unfutz stand out from the crowd, but even though I recognize the truth of that, I still have just enough of the spirit of the 60s in me to say "Screw that, I don't want to engage in an exercise in marketing, I just want to write whatever I feel like writing." And that means that I live with the low rates of visiting, and keep trying to suppress my envy at other sites which do (much) better.
But, that's all very negative, and unfair to those who have been visiting regularly. I used to refer to my two dozen regular readers, but I think I've reached the point where I can number them as at least three dozen, which, when you think about it, is a 50% improvement in the course of just a few months! I thank all of you who do stop by regularly, or semi-regularly, and hope that you'll all continue to do so as I work out, day by day, what it is that I'm about here. My only request is that those who are here on a repeat basis might think about dropping a comment now and then, just so I know that someone's out there.
I'll try not to publicly indulge in this particularly obsession again until we reach 10,000 visits.
Postscript: I'm not blind to the possibility, maybe even the probability, that people aren't flocking here because the contents of the site just isn't good enough, for which there is no one to blame for myself -- but I don't plan on beating myself up because of it. At the very least, I write what I think, and I believe that what I think has value, to myself if no one else.
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i've got a little list...
Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
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John Adams
Laurie Anderson
Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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Bullshit, trolling, unthinking knee-jerk dogmatism and the drivel of idiots will be ruthlessly deleted and the posters banned.
Entertaining, interesting, intelligent, informed and informative comments will always be welcome, even when I disagree with them.
I am the sole judge of which of these qualities pertains.
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the story so far
unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
If you read unfutz at least once a week, without fail, your teeth will be whiter and your love life more satisfying.
If you read it daily, I will come to your house, kiss you on the forehead, bathe your feet, and cook pancakes for you, with yummy syrup and everything.
(You might want to keep a watch on me, though, just to avoid the syrup ending up on your feet and the pancakes on your forehead.)
Finally, on a more mundane level, since I don't believe that anyone actually reads this stuff, I make this offer: I'll give five bucks to the first person who contacts me and asks for it -- and, believe me, right now five bucks might as well be five hundred, so this is no trivial offer.
