2411) Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Ambrose Bierce The Devil's Dictionary (1911) [CQ]
2412) All religions have based morality on obedience, that is to say, on voluntary slavery. That is why they have always been more pernicious than any political organization. For the latter makes use of violence, the former – of the corruption of the will.
Alexander Herzen From the Other Shore (1855) [CQ]
2413) To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.
Eric Hoffer The Passionate State of Mind (1955) [CQ]
2414) You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of religion. [...] Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough.
Aldous Huxley "Amor Fati" in Texts and Pretexts (1932) [CQ]
2415) There is noting more innately human than the tendency to transmute what has become customary into what has been divinely ordained.
Suzanne Lafolette "The Beginnings of Emancipation" in Concerning Women (1926) [CQ]
2416) All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
Thomas Paine The Age of Reason (1794) [CQ]
2417) The idea of the sacred is quite simply one of the most conservative notions in any culture, because it seeks to turn other ideas - uncertainty, progress, change - into crimes.
2418) The main business of religions is to purify, control and restrain that excessive and exclusive taste for well-being which men acquire in times of equality.
Alexis de Tocqueville Democracy in America (1840) [CQ]
2419) I cannot see how any man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious – except he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) Mark Twain's Notebooks and Journals (c.1888) [CQ]
2420) Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.
Oscar Wilde "Phrases and Prophecies for the Use of the Young" in Chameleon (12/1894)
2421) Old religious factions are volcanoes burnt out.
Edmund Burke "Speech on the Petition of the Unitarians" in The Works (1812)
2422) If you want to make a million [...] the quickest way is to start your own religion.
L. Ron Hubbard speech to the Eastern Science Fiction Assoc. (1947) quoted in L. Ron Hubbard (1987) by B. Corydon and L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. [ODQ]
2423) To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a cult.
Dean Inge Outspoken Essays (1920) [WHO]
2424) The religion of one seems madness unto another.
Sir Thomas Browne Hydriotaphia (1658) [MAC]
2425) There are only two things in which the false professors of all religions have agreed: to persecute all other sects, and to plunder their own.
C.C. Colton Lacon (1820) [MAC]
2426) A religious system is an assemblage of guesses.
anonymous Meditations on Wall Street (1940) [MAC]
2427) Religion has brought forth criminal and impious deeds. [...] How many evils has religion caused.
Lucretius De Rerum Natura (c. 45 BC) [MAC]
2428) Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
Blaise Pascal Pensees (c. 1660) [MAC]
2429) The more religious a country is, the more crimes are committed in it.
Napoleon Bonaparte to Gaspar Gourgaud (1/28/1817) [MAC]
2430) The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reasoning.
Voltaire Philosophical Dictionary (1764) [MAC]
Sources
[CQ] - The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations (1993) [ODQ] - The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, 4th edition (1992) [MAC] - The Macmillan Book of Proverbs, Maxims, and Famous Phrases (1948) [WHO] - Who Said What (1993)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 301 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
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"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
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Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
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Frank Herbert
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Bill James
Gene Kelly
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Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
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Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
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Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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