Director Mike Figgis was going through security at LAX when he was asked the reason for his visit. "I'm here to shoot a pilot," was his response. Obviously he meant "I'm here to shoot the first episode of a TV series that may or may not be picked up for broadcast distribution," but what the immigration official thought he meant was "I'm here to shoot an airplane pilot with a gun." Yikes! The director of Leaving Las Vegas, Timecode and Internal Affairs was then detained for about five hours until immigration officials could get online and figure out that, yep, "pilot" has more than one meaning.
Good thing the immigration officers didn't ask him about his body of work. Figgis' answer might have been "I recently made a huge bomb." [Cinematical]
Kill, bomb, knock 'em dead, hit, shoot... show biz slang is awfully violent.
1010) [W]orks of such magnitude [as the Oxford English Dictionary] are only undertaken by those deluded to the point of fanaticism (like the Mormons and their gigantic genealogical database in Salt Lake City). [...] Like the soldier, the lexicographer must be prepared to give his life for the great cause, without thought of reward.
John Sutherland "Sticktoitiveness" London Review of Books (6/8/95) [review of John Willinsky Empire of Words: The Reign of the 'OED' (1995)]
1011) Never before has so much been known about the world, and the time has long passed, if it ever existed, when one person could collect it all in a single consciousness. Science is the paradigmatic case of the accumulation of knowledge: it has given us knowledge in the truest, most certain and genuine sense, and has been fabulously successful at it. [...]
Knowing things is what people do, it is one of life's main events. If you're a plant, it's photosynthesise; if you're a fish, it's swim; if you're a human being, it's know things. You can't avoid it: gaining knowledge about the world is inescapable and involuntary - beyond your full control. If you're a conscious and intelligent being, you can't avoid knowing at least something about the world outside your head.
How ironic, then, that throughout human history intellectuals have said that knowledge is impossible, that no one in fact knows anything, that the hope of gaining knowledge is fantasy and illusion. [...] How even more ironic, given the success of the scientific method, that the most strident denials of knowledge have been leveled against the sciences. [...] The world champion at this activity was Paul Feyerabend. [...]
Science, he says, is just another human activity - no more special or privileged than anything else. [...] Science itself is no more "objective" than voodoo or witchcraft, but a "story", a "fairy tale".[...]
This view might have made good sense back in the days when what passed for science wasn't science or knowledge at all - when chemistry was alchemy, medicine magic, and cosmology superstition. It is no longer supported by available evidence, however.
But Feyerabend's outlook isn't meant to be supported by evidence - certainly not any evidence that emerges from the sciences. Nor is it supported by philosophy, a discipline in which you're obliged to give adequate reasons for your beliefs. Feyerabend's attitude towards science goes far beyond any doubts, misgivings or fears that are adequately warranted by reason. It is, in fact, an attitude, impervious to reason and judgment. It's a commitment, a faith, a secular religion. Scientists may wonder how his brand of irrationalism ever managed to escape from the ranks of the medieval demonology with which it ought to be classified.
Ed Regis "His dreams were unusual, even for dreams" London Review of Books (6/8/95) [review of Paul Feyerabend Killing Time: The Autobiography of Paul Feyerabend (1995)]
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 600 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
1007) Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
unknown "sig" (signature) of J.J. Hahn, seen on alt.atheism (6/6/95)
1008) Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
"sig" (signature) of Andrew Lias, seen on alt.atheism (6/6/95)
1009) The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.
Horace Greeley The American Conflict (1864-1866) [B16] posted by Todd McMasters [IQM] (6/8/95)
Sources
[B16] - Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 16th edition (1993) [IQM] - Internet Quotations mailing list
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 600 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
1006) It's always Dark. Light only hides the Darkness.
"sig" (signature) of Daniel Kian McKiernan, seen on alt.atheism (6/6/95)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 600 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
1002) Los Angeles: nineteen suburbs in search of a metropolis.
H.L. Mencken Americana (1925) posted by Padraic M. Malinowski [ISQ] (6/3/95)
1003) Engineering is the art of molding materials we do not fully understand into shapes we cannot fully analyze and preventing the public from realizing the full extent of our ignorance.
"sig" (signature) of Dave "Bear" Pischke, seen on rec.aquaria (6/5/95)
[Note: Dave "Bear" Pischke about this quote: "It's partially my own, and partially someone else's -- though I don't know who. It's loosely paraphrased from a quote that a friend of mine said she saw on television once. I'm not sure where it's from, or who said it, and I'm pretty sure my version of the quote isn't close to the original any more." (6/16/95)]
1004) Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Frank Zappa quoted by Linda Botts in Loose Talk (1980) [ODQ] posted by jkent04 [UAQ] (6/7/95)
1005) I must first indicate what is meant by the phrase "Category-mistake". [...] A foreigner visiting Oxford or Cambridge for the first time is shown a number of colleges, libraries, playing fields, museums, scientific departments and administrative offices. He then asks 'But where is the university? I have seen where the members of the Colleges live, where the Registrar works, where the scientists experiment and the rest. But I have not yet seen the University in which reside and work the members of your University'. It has then to be explained to him that the University is not another collateral institution, some ulterior counterpart to the colleges, laboratories and offices which he has seen. The University is just the way in which all that he has already seen is organized.
Gilbert Ryle The Concept of Mind (1949) posted by David Longley on comp.ai.philosophy (6/7/95)
Sources
[ISQ] - Internet Serial-Quotations mailing list [ODQ] - Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, 4th edition (1992) [UAQ] - Usenet alt.quotations newsgroup
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 600 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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i've got a little list...
Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
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Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
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Isaac Asimov
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"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
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Philip K. Dick
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Philip Glass
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Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
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Frank Herbert
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Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
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