While I would wish you to love America most because it is your home, I would have you love the whole world and think of all the people in it as your countrymen. . . . When our country is wrong she is worse than other countries when they are wrong, for she has more light than other countries, and we somehow ought to make her feel that we are sorry and ashamed for her.
William Dean Howells (1912)
Howells’s radicalism was never utopian; he found Tolstoy naïve. It was really no more than liberalism pressed by circumstances to the edge of despair. Once we have concluded that we live in a world governed by chance and hazard, we can react either by extending our circle of compassion to include people who have been less lucky than we are or by attempting to protect ourselves against the next roll of the dice by enclosing ourselves in a fortress of fear. Under the stress of fear, Howells believed, a society of commercial chance will panic; the American writer’s role is not just to speak truth to power but to speak reason to hysteria. A kind of passionate liberal meliorism is tied, for Howells, to a sense of individual responsibility that is nearly existential in its urgency.
Consider these five people who came out of the Hollywood world of entertainment to become conservative Republican politicians:
George Murphy -- song and dance man on stage and screen, became a United States Senator; (Tom Lehrer: "Oh yes it's great, at last we have a Senator who can really sing and dance.")
Ronald Reagan -- B movie star and shill for General Electric, became Governor of California and President of the United States;
Shirley Temple Black -- iconic child star, became U.S. Ambassador to Ghana and to the United Nations
Sonny Bono -- pop singer, became mayor of Palm Springs and a member of the U.S. House of Representatives;
Arnold Schwarzenegger -- weight lifter and monosyllabic action-adventure star, became one-term Governor of California;
So, a quiz: name five people of comparable fame and accomplishment in show biz who become liberal or progressive Democratic politicians. If it's not possible to do this, what affect does this have on the Republican/right-wing claim that Hollywood is a hot-bed of political liberalism (which is really only a milder variant of the McCarthyite claim that Hollywood is riddled with Commies). What weight should be given to the fact that "Hollywood" is owned lock, stock and barrel by major entertainment conglomerates, which are, in turn, controlled by conservative businessman?
It is not completely impossible that the atoms in the floor under your feet will all spontaneously and simultaneously lose their electrostatic charge, and you will fall through the floor without warning. There is a fleetingly small statistical possibility that this could happen, but the age of the universe, and its expected lifetime, is not long enough to make it probable that it will happen even once.
So, really, it's not worth wasting any energy worrying about it.
Just so the potential impeachment of George W. Bush under our current political circumstances -- so why are people wasting time and energy fantasizing about it?
Basically, an impeachable offense is anything that the Congress says is an impeachable offense, and this Congress will not find anything that Bush does to be impeachable. It was enough for the Republicans for Clinton to get a blow job and lie about it, but Bush could be murdering virgins in the Oval Office and eating their bones, and it wouldn't make any difference, there's not even the remotest possibility that he'd be impeached.
End of the matter, I think. Better to point out the myriad stupidities, immoralities, unethical behaviors and illegalities of the Bush administration -- and there are many of them -- without worrying about whether they are "impeachable" or not.
We should always keep our goal in mind, and getting Bush impeached is an entirely impossible one, totally tilting at windmills (even more impractical in current American politics than getting a President elected from a leftist third party).
Let's put our energy into something that's feasible.
A reader of the New York Times Magazinereacts to their profile of Republican Senator Rick Santorum:
Since when did faith become a concept that only the religious may claim? I, too, have faith: faith in family and friendship, faith in community and faith in a future (though probably not in my lifetime, not if Santorum's narrow definition of faith prevails) where love triumphs over intolerance and people are free to love their same-sex partners without fear of retribution from absolutist politicians.
You know what I think of when I look at the collective state of our elected and appointed government officials these days, dominated as they are by evangelicals, neo-con ideologues and right-wing dogmatists? I think of the scene from Aliens, where Sigourney Weaver, having been rescued from floating through deep space for decades in a state of high-tech hibernation, is grilled by the top brass of The Company as she doggedly tries to make them understand that there's a serious threat to humanity out there. "Excuse me, ma'am," she says to one particularly dense corporate bureaucrat, "did IQs fall sharply while I was away?"
In America's hot stove leagues, battles are constantly waged over whether the baseball stars of today are better or worse (or even in any way comparable) to the legendary superstars of the past, and I suppose we can have the same arguments about comparing politicians from different eras, but it certainly does appear to me that the current crop of politicos is particulary blinkered, ignorant, narrow-minded and, not to point too fine a point on it, pretty damn stupid to boot.
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i've got a little list...
Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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influences
John Adams
Laurie Anderson
Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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