286) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Philip K. Dick (1972) quoted by PKD in "How to Build A Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later" (written 1978) published in I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon (1985) reprinted in The Shifting Realities of Philip K. Dick (1995), Lawrence Sutin, ed.
287) The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.
Philip K. Dick "How to Build A Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later" (written 1978) published in I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon (1985) reprinted in The Shifting Realities of Philip K. Dick (1995), Lawrence Sutin, ed.
288) Science Fiction writers, I am sorry to say, really do not know anything. We can't talk about science because our knowledge of it is limited and unofficial, and usually our fiction is dreadful.
Philip K. Dick "How to Build A Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later" (written 1978) published in I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon (1985) reprinted in The Shifting Realities of Philip K. Dick (1995), Lawrence Sutin, ed.
289) We live in a world ruled by fictions of every kind - mass merchandising, advertising, politics conducted as a branch of advertising, the instant translation of science and technology into popular imagery, the increasing blurring and intermingling of identities within the realm of consumer goods, the preempting of any free or original imaginative response to experience by the television screen. We live inside an enormous novel. For the writer in particular it is less and less necessary for him to invent the fictional content of his novel. The fiction is already there. The writer's task is to invent the reality.
J.G. Ballard Introduction to the French edition (1974) of Crash (1973) reprinted in Re/Search no. 8/9 (1984)
290) Science and technology multiple around us. To an increasing extent they dictate the languages in which we speak and think. Either we use those languages, or we remain mute.
J.G. Ballard Introduction to the French edition (1974) of Crash (1973) reprinted in Re/Search no. 8/9 (1984)
291) I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that's my one fear: that everything has happened; nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again [...] the future is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul.
J.G. Ballard Interview (10/30/1982) in Re/Search no. 8/9 (1984)
292) Everywhere - all over Africa and South America [...] you see these suburbs springing up. They represent the optimum of what people want. There's a certain sort of logic leading towards these immaculate suburbs. And they're terrifying, because they are the death of the soul [...] This is the prison this planet is being turned into.
J.G. Ballard Interview (10/30/1982) in Re/Search no. 8/9 (1984)
293) All over the world major museums have bowed to the influence of Disney and become theme parks in their own right. The past, whether Renaissance Italy or ancient Egypt, is reassimilated and homogenized into its most digestible form. Desperate for the new, but disappointed with anything but the familiar, we recolonise past and future. The same trend can be seen in personal relationships, in the way people are expected to package themselves, their emotions and sexuality in attractive and instantly appealing forms.
J.G. Ballard Notes to The Atrocity Exhibition (written 1967-69, annotated 1990)
294) A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.
J.G. Ballard "News from the Sun" in Myths of the Near Future (1982)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 781 days remaining in the administration of the worst President ever.
I am 100 percent undecided at this point. I don't even lean toward someone. I will date around, see if there's anyone I fall for. But I'm in no hurry, and none of us should be either. Make them work for our support.
But I will say that there are things I'll be looking for -- executive experience, a track record of leadership, especially in controversial issues, an outside-the-beltway mindset, loyalty to party, demonstrated material assistance to the Democratic gains in 2006, an embrace of people-power, and some Webb-style cojones.
I expect no one can meet all those guidelines, but the more, the better.
My own take: Vilsack's the non-starter's non-starter; Richardson's got baggage; Hillary's negatives are too big a burden; Obama's a star for sure, but one with significant liabilities (he's black, he's inexperienced, he's got a funny name); Biden's a fool, Edwards didn't add as much to the ticket in 2004 as I had hoped; Clark's got no base; Bayh's too conservative; Gore's still Gore, an awkward man and a lousy campaigner who isn't going to run anyway.
I'm developing some 2008 Presidential Candidate Rules of Thumb:
I'm of the mind that progressive populism is the platform that gets us to the White House, and effectively addresses the domestic problems facing us, so for me, at the moment, that means Edwards, who continues to focus on poverty and the Two Americas as no other candidate does. His persona is good, almost precisely what Central Casting would want. Maybe he's a little young, without much gravitas, but then again he's also handsome, personable, and not distant, cold or alienating the way Kerry and Gore were. He passes the six-pack test. (And his career as a Senator was probably short enough to protect him from the Senator problem.)
Tack on Clark as Veep and you add sufficient national security credibility to the ticket.
(Although Iraq will still be a major issue, because Bush will not withdraw, by the time the 2008 campaign reaches the general population national security issues are not going to be as important as they are now -- as long as a candidate confirms his or her intention to take us out of Iraq. By then, that's all anyone is going to want to hear, so having NatSecCred seated in the #2 chair instead of the top dog is going to be just fine.)
Until something better comes along, my lean is to Edwards-Clark.
Heraclitus (c. 500) quoted by Diogenes Laretius in Lives of Eminent Philosophers and by Plato in Cratylus[B16]
281) As you want people to treat you, do the same to them. 282) Nothing will be hidden that will not be made known, or secret that will not come to light.
Jesus Sayings, from The Book of Q (c. 50) translated from the Greek by Burton L. Mack in The Lost Gospel of Q (1993)
283) Remember: it is not given to man to take his goods with him. No one goes away and then comes back.
The Song of the Harper (c. 2600 B.C.) [B16]
284) You Can't Take It With You
George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart title of play (1936)
285) Illegitimus non carborundum: Don't let the bastards grind you down
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 782 days remaining in the administration of the worst President ever.
279) A man named Flitcraft had left his real-estate-office, in Tacoma, to go to luncheon one day and had never returned. He did not keep an engagement to play golf after four that afternoon, though he had taken the initiative in making the engagement less than half an hour before he went out to luncheon. His wife and children never saw him again. His wife and he were supposed to be on the best of terms. He had two children, boys, one five and the other three. He owned his house in a Tacoma suburb, a new Packard, and the rest of the appurtenances of successful American living.
Flitcraft had inherited seventy thousand dollars from his father and, with his success in real estate, was worth something in the neighborhood of two hundred thousand dollars at the time he vanished. His affairs were in order, though there were enough loose ends to indicate that he had not been setting them in order preparatory to vanishing. A deal that would have brought him an attractive profit, for instance, was to have been concluded the day after the one on which he disappeared. There was nothing to suggest that he had more than fifty or sixty dollars in his immediate possession at the time of his going. His habits for months past could be accounted for too thoroughly to justify any suspicion of secret vices, or even of another woman in his life, though either was barely possible. "He went like that," Spade said, "like a fist when you open your hand." [...]
"Well that was in 1942. In 1947 I was with one of the big detective agencies in Seattle. Mrs. Flitcraft came in and told us somebody had seen a man in Spokane who looked a lot like her husband. I went over there. It was Flitcraft, all right. He had been living in Spokane for a couple of years as Charles - that was his first name - Pierce. He had an automobile-business that was netting him twenty or twenty-five thousand a year, a wife, a baby son, owned his home in a Spokane suburb, and usually got away to play golf after four in the afternoon during the season."
Spade had not been told very definitely what to do when he found Flitcraft. They talked in Spade's room at the Davenport. Flitcraft had no feeling of guilt. He had left his first family well provided for, and what he had done seemed to him perfectly reasonable. The only thing that bothered him was a doubt he could make that reasonableness clear to Spade. He had never told anybody his story before, and thus had not had to attempt to make its reasonableness explicit. He tried now. "I got it all right [...] but Mrs. Flitcraft never did. She thought it was silly. Maybe it was. Anyway it came out all right. She didn't want any scandal, and after the trick he had played on her - the way she looked at it - she didn't want him. So they were divorced on the quiet and everything was swell."
"Here's what happened to him. Going to lunch he passed an office-building that was being put up - just the skeleton. A beam or something fell eight or ten stories down and smacked the sidewalk alongside him. It brushed pretty close to him, but didn't touch him, though a piece of the sidewalk was chipped off and flew up and hit his cheek. It only took a piece of skin off, but he still had the scar when I saw him. He rubbed it with his finger - well, affectionately - when he told me about it. He was scared still, of course, he said, but he was more shocked than really frightened. He felt like somebody had taken the lid off his life and let him look at the works."
Flitcraft had been a good citizen and a good husband and father, not by any outer compulsion, but simply because he was a man who was most comfortable in step with his surroundings. He had been raised that way. The people he knew were like that. The life he knew was a clear orderly sane responsible affair. Now a falling beam had shown him that life was fundamentally none of these things. He, the good citizen-husband-father, could be wiped out between office and restaurant by the accident of a falling beam. He knew then that men died at haphazard like that, and live only while blind chance spared them. It was not, primarily, the injustice of it that disturbed him: he accepted that after the first shock. What disturbed him was the discovery that in sensibly ordering his affairs he had got out of step, and not into step, with life. He said he knew before he had gone twenty feet from the fallen beam that he would never know peace again until he had adjusted himself to this new glimpse of life. By the time he had eaten his luncheon he had found his means of adjustment. Life could be ended for him at random by a falling beam: he would change his life a random by simply going away. He loved his family, he said, as much as he supposed was usual, but he knew he was leaving them adequately provided for, and his love for them was not of the sort to make absence painful.
"He went to Seattle that afternoon," Spade said, " and from there by boat to San Francisco. For a couple of years he wandered around and then drifted back to the Northwest, and settled in Spokane and got married. His second wife didn't look like the first, but they were more alike than they were different. You know, the kind of woman that play fair games of golf and bridge and like new salad-recipes. He wasn't sorry for what he had done. It seemed reasonable enough to him. I don't think he even knew he has settled back naturally into the same groove he had jumped out of in Tacoma. But that's the part of it I always liked. He adjusted himself to beams falling, and then no more of them fell, and he adjusted himself to them not falling."
Dashiell Hammett The Maltese Falcon (1930)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 783 days remaining in the administration of the worst President ever.
Bill Griffith Zippy the Pinhead (comic strip) "Back to Pinhead, the Punks and the Monks" YOW #2 (1979) [B16]
277) Tiny differences in input could quickly become overwhelming differences in output [...] In weather, for example, this translates into what is only half-jokingly known as the Butterfly Effect - the notion that a butterfly stirring the air today in Peking can transform storm systems next month in New York.
James Gleick Chaos (1987)
278) This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
Monty Python (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin) "Dead Parrot Sketch" Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV series) Episode 1-8 (1969)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 784 days remaining in the administration of the worst President ever.
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Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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"Catch-22"
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Arthur C. Clarke
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Richard Dawkins
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Philip K. Dick
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"The Harder They Come"
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Jefferson Airplane
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Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
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Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
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