757) Predict the worst and you will be hailed as a sage.
Benjamin Franklin (attributed) posted by Gilbert Payson [IQM] (4/21/95)
758) Suppressed panic turns him into a prick every time. It's what he does instead of running in circles screaming. A way of coping I suppose.
Lois McMaster Bujold Mirror Dance (1994) posted by Vickie Cooper [UAQ] (4/21/95)
759) [He is] one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Saki (H.H. Munro) "The Feast of Nemesis" in Beasts and Super-Beasts (1914) [ODQ] posted by Michael Fuchs [IQM] (4/24/95)
760) It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" in Following the Equator (1897) [CQ] posted by ballard [IQM] (4/24/95)
761) The greatest blessing of our democracy is freedom. In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves.
Bernard M. Baruch (widely attributed) posted by ballard [IQM] (4/24/95)
762) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Mohandas K. Gandhi (widely attributed) posted by ballard [IQM] (4/24/95)
763) All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
James Thurber "The Shore and the Sea" in Further Fables for Our Time (1956) [WQ] posted by ballard [IQM] (4/24/95)
764) The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Jane Wagner for Lily Tomlin's act [WQ] posted by ballard [IQM] (4/24/95)
765) Quality isn't a thing. It is an event.
Robert Pirsig (attributed) posted by George Osner [IQM] (4/24/95)
766) So it is something of a homiletical commonplace to say that the outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where one question grew before.
Thorstein Veblen "Evolution of the Scientific Point of View" Lecture at the Kosmos Club, U. of California (5/4/1908) University of California Chronicle (v.10 no.4, 1908) posted by Don Fearn [IQM] (4/24/95)
767) The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke (widely attributed) posted by Deven Naniwadekar [IQM] (4/23/95)
768) Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.
Lord Chesterfield Letters To His Son (1774) (11/1/1750) [B16]
769) The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
William James The Principles of Psychology (1890) [B16]
770) Facts are ventriloquists' dummies. Sitting on a wise man's knee they made be made to utter words of wisdom; elsewhere, they say nothing, or talk nonsense, or indulge in sheer diabolism.
Aldous Huxley Time Must Have A Stop (1944) [CQ] spoken by the character "Bruno Rontini"
771) The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke (widely attributed) [B16] quoted by Roger Rosenblatt in "Teaching Johnny To Be Good" in New York Times Magazine (4/30/95)
[Note: According to both Wikiquote and Bartlett's 16th, although this may be a paraphrase of some of Burke's ideas, after extensive searching it has been determined that neither the quote as given, nor any of the many variations on it, exist in Burke's writings. The Yale Book of Quotations gives the first citation as in the Washington Post (1/22/1950). <[YQ]]
Sources
[B16] - Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 16th edition (1993) [CQ] - The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations (1993) [ODQ] - The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations, 4th edition (1992) [UAQ] - Usenet alt.quotations newsgroup [IQM] - Internet Quotations mailing list [WQ] - Wikiquote [YQ] - The Yale Book of Quotations (2006)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 674 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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recent listening
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John Adams
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Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
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