Jamie Moran wants to make life a living hell for Republican convention delegates -- and in the process he's going to help make life a living hell for me and millions of other New Yorkers. But the heck with that, I'll be magnanimous and let that slide -- it's much, much worse that the combined efforts of Moran and other groups planning massive protests of the RNC are probably going to hand Bush and the Republicans a propaganda coup that I'm sure they couldn't be happier about.
What can you say about these people? They seem completely blind to the fact that the media will cover these protests heavily, always emphasizing the loonier elements involved and whatever property damage manages to be done (even if the protestors themselves don't do any, there's bound to be provacateurs who've infiltrated the group), and that will provide Bush (and every other Republican bigwig) with the perfect opportunity to stand strong and resolute, denouncing the protestors and subtly (and not so subtly) equating them with the Democrats, wrapping themselves in the flag while simultaneously denying the civil rights which the flag stands for.
Still, that's the kind of b.s. we expect from Bush and company, just their normal modus operandi, but why the hell are people who are supposedly on our side providing them with precisely the ammunition they need to pull off their act to absolute maximum effect?
This is an extremely close election, in which the two major efforts underway by both candidates are (1) to mobilize the base and (2) to convince undecided voters to make a choice. Scenes of protestors fighting with police and wrecking private property, juxtaposed with Bush at his ramrod-stiff straight-talking true-blue American icon best painting them as the Democrats Of The Street are sure to help him rally his base and to turn off a significant percentage of undecideds.
Let's recap, shall we?
There are two, and only two, possible futures that lie in front of us. In one, George W. Bush continues as the resident of the Oval Office, in control of the Executive Branch of the richest, most powerful and influential country on the face of the earth. In the other, he doesn't. There are no other alternatives, and if that sticks in anyone's craw, well it's just too bad -- get over it, and fast, because from here on out, everyone in this country who doesn't want the first option had better be doing everything possible to bring about the second option, and that means helping John Kerry and doing nothing whatsoever to assist George Bush. Anything else -- feeling good about youself, getting your rocks off, "making a statement," "exercising our civil liberties," "not letting them tell us what to do" -- is totally irrelevant and, much worse, counterproductive.
There is, in the end, a point to all this.
Jamie Moran and his associates, and other protest organizers, would be advised to reacquaint themselves with the concept of a Pyrrhic victory. If things go off the way I expect they will, and Bush gets any kind of appreciable bounce from the convention, let's be sure to remember the ways in which our supposed allies helped to achieve that.
Update:Eric Alterman (via MyDD) seems to be thinking along these same lines:
With enemies like these Bush doesn’t need friends.
Indeed.
Update (8/14): Theoria has some advice for the RNC protestors, which, if followed, could help minimize the problem.
Any excuse at all to associate Kerry and Bush opposition generally with something radical, fringish, or generally unappealing to those mythical normal Americans will not only be seized upon by GOP spinners, but flogged to death by the rest of the media as well. Now they try this sort of thing all the time and it generally fails to get much traction (you don't hear much about the Whoopi Goldberg "hatefest" anymore), but that doesn't mean we should underestimate the potential for bad press here. The media wields enormous power in presidential elections (as 2000 showed quite clearly), and this would be the sort of thing they'd love to flog as a "turning point" or some such thing.
I think it is obvious that the media will cover heavily protests of any kind that take place outside Madison Square Garden. Certainly New York protests will get more air time than protests from Boston. And while I want people to be able to exercise their rights to assemble and speak their minds, I'm cognizant of the fact that the GOP, in its desperation, will do anything necessary to smear and misconstrue the motives and messages of protesters.
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