Courtesy of the IMDB, here are the films that actor Stephen Baldwin, the youngest of the Baldwin acting clan, has made since 2000:
In My Sleep (2006) .... Det. Curwen Midnight Clear (2005/II) .... Lefty The Snake King (2005) (TV) .... Matt Ford Bound by Lies (2005) (V) .... Max Garrett ... aka The Long Dark Kiss (Europe: English title) Liminality (2005) .... Caramelli Flyboys (2005) Six: The Mark Unleashed (2004) .... Luke Fallacy (2004) .... Realtor Target (2004) .... Charlie Snow Shelter Island (2003) .... Lenny Firefight (2003) .... Wolf Lost Treasure (2003) .... Bryan McBride Silent Warnings (2003) (V) .... Cousin Joe Vossimer ... aka Warnings (Europe: English title) Greenmail (2002) (V) .... Scott Anderson Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice (2002) (V) .... Sean Linden Deadrockstar (2002) .... Johnny Dead Awake (2001) .... Desmond Caine Protection (2001) .... Sal Zebra Lounge (2001) (TV) .... Jack Bauer ... aka Rendez-vous au Zebra Lounge (Canada: French title) Spider's Web (2001) .... Clay Harding Cutaway (2000) (TV) .... Agent Victor 'Vic' Cooper The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) .... Barney Rubble Mercy (2000) .... Mechanic Table One (2000) .... Jimmy Xchange (2000) .... Clone #1/Toffler 3
One notices a certain lack of, well, hits of any kind, or even successes d'estime. So what has Baldwin's languishing career wrought? Well, for one thing, a fair amount of extra time on his hands, apparently, as he decides to harress the workers and patrons of an adult-entertainment establishment, with the expressed intent of shutting it down.
Fundamentalism and intolerance certanly still thrive, but trust Stephen Baldwin to switch sides just when the tide is turning. He'll undoubtedly get the message, eventually -- celebrities of his ilk can never stray far from the mainstream, their survival depends on knowing where it is, and even if they can't see it, their agents, managers and other handlers can.
Perhaps Baldwin can have some nifty dinners with traitor to liberalism and Bush-pal (and former head of my union, Actors' Equity) Ron Silver, who's doing equally well:
Call It Fiction (2005) (announced) .... Chas Find Me Guilty (2006) (post-production) .... Judge Finestein Xenophobia (2006) (TV) (post-production) .... President Red Mercury (2005) (post-production) .... Sidney Jack (2004) (TV) .... Paul "Skin" (2003) TV Series .... Larry Goldman The Wisher (2002) .... Campbell ... aka Spliced (Canada: English title: DVD title) (USA: video title) ... aka À froid (Canada: French title) Master Spy: The Robert Hanssen Story (2002) (TV) .... Mike Fine Ali (2001) .... Angelo Dundee Festival in Cannes (2001) .... Rick Yorkin When Billie Beat Bobby (2001) (TV) .... Bobby Riggs ... aka Billie contre Bobby: La bataille des sexes (Canada: French title) American Tragedy (2000) (TV) .... Robert Shapiro Cutaway (2000) (TV) .... Lieutenant Brian Margate Ratz (2000) (TV) .... Herb Soric Exposure (2000/II) (V) .... Gary Whitford ... aka Exposure - Gefährliche Enthüllung (Germany) ... aka Naked Terror ... aka Tod steht Modell, Der (Germany: TV title)
Be sure to note those movies that have not yet been released so you can make an effort to avoid them.
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