This evening, trying to tidy things up around my apartment, I went to throw out a pile of Sunday New York Times dating from the beginning of May. Before I did, though, I went through them and extracted all the headlines which had to do with the war in Iraq.
5/7/2006
Kidnapped in Iraq: Victim's Tale of Clockwork Death and Ransom
Clashes Roil Basra After a British Copter Crash Kills 5
5/14/2006
Notes Are Said to Reveal Close Cheney Interest in a Critic of Iraq Policy
In Address, McCain Gives Avid Defense Of Iraq War
Despite Political Pressure to Scale Back, Logistics Are Pinning Down U.S. in Iraq
Kurdish and Shiite Units of Iraqi Army Clash
5/21/2006
Iraqis Form Government, With Crucial Posts Vacant
Misjudgments Marred U.S. Olans for Iraqi Police
Factions Argue Over Security Ministries
As New Leaders Seek Unity, Fresh Attacks Deepen Rifts
For Some, A Last, Best Hope for U.S. Efforts in Iraq
5/28/2006
Iran and Iraq to Work on Sealing Border Against Insurgents
6/4/2006
Attacks on Iraq Oil Industry Aid Vast Smuggling Scheme
Bomb Kills At Least 27 In a Market In Basra
War's Risk Include Toll on Training Values
6/11/2006
Terrorists Trained by Zarqawi Were Sent Abroad, Jordan Says
At the Site of the Bombing Attack on Zarqawi, All That Is Left Are Questions
Iraq Decides It Still Needs U.S.-Led Military Presence
U.S. Seeking New Strategy for Buttressing Iraq's Government
6/18/2006
U.S. Forces Seek 2 Soldiers Apparently Captured In Iraq
6/25/2006
Top U.S. General in Iraq Outlines Sharp Troop Cut
Wary of U.S., Syria and Iran Strengthen Ties
Dedicated Group Hopes to Prove Chemicals Killed Kurds
Hussein Thinks He Will Get Death Penalty but Sees an Escape Hatch, Lawyer Says
7/2/2006
Car Bomb Kills More Than 60 In Iraq Market
Suddenly, Sand Bags and Potshots at Post 1
7/9/2006
U.S. Military Braces for Flurry of Criminal Cases in Iraq
Sunni Politicians May Expand Boycott Over Kidnapping
7/16/2006
Names of the Dead
7/23/2006
Iraqi Demands U.S. Stay Out of Politics
Officer Faces Court-Martial for Refusing to Deploy to Iraq
7/30/2006
Audit Finds U.S. Hid Actual Cost of Iraq Projects
Partisan Divide on Iraq Exceeds Split on Vietnam
Relentless Sectarian Violence in Baghdad Stalks Its Victim Even at the Morgues
Pentagon Extends Tour for 4,000 Troops, Ibcreasing Number in Iraq
8/6/2006
Baghdad's Chaos Disrupts Plans To Cut U.S. Force
'Civil War' Is Uttered, and White House's Iraq Strategy Is Dealt a Blow
8/13/2006
Former Electricity Chief Named in Graft Inquiry
8/20/2006
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8/27/2006
Dancers Have Landed in Iraq, Marines Offer No Resistance
Sunni Arab Lawmaker Freed as 'Gift' for Prime Minister's Peace Efforts
9/3/2006
14 Pakistani Shiite Pilgrims Shot to Death in Iraqi Desert
Names of the Dead
Note: The issue of 5/14 wasn't in the stack of papers I went through, so I filled in the headlines from the NY Times website for the paper's news section on that date.
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