This is a little weird: a report says that the GEICO caveman series of commercials is being developed as a sitcom for ABC.
I've been meaning to say something about those ads, but didn't at first because, although they were funny and grabbed my attention, I couldn't figure out if they were in some way offensive. Maybe I've just gotten used to them, but now I don't think they are. I do think that they're very, very good in many ways, little subtle satires that poke holes in the media punditocracy, identity politics, corporate callousness, the insipidness of therapists, and generally heap abuse on societal prejudices.
So, while my wife doesn't like them, I do -- the series are among the few commercials which I will actually stop and watch when zipping through the commercial breaks while watching programs on my DVR. I don't know squat about GEICO and how it is as an insurance company (nor do I carry much in the way of empathy for insurers), but they surely have damn good advertising people working for them.
However, all that being said, I'm afraid that making the commercials into a sitcom is probably a bad idea, another example of the Peter Principle (or its equivalent) in action. One of the charms of the ads is that they're so short and don't wear out their welcome even with multiple viewings. They've also featured a number of different characters (at least 8 of them, by my count) which helps to keep the boredom factor down. I'd worry that a sitcom will overexpose us to the characters they choose to include.
Perhaps the only hope for the show would be if they keep the satirical level high, up in South Park territory, and continue to use the concept to explore and deflate various corners of our society -- without descending into normal moronic sitcom land. The caveman as the ultimate outsider could be a powerful lever to look under some of the more immovable stones of our culture -- but, frankly, I have a hard time believing that a commercial TV network, especially ABC, would allow that to happen. Nevertheless, I'll keep an eye out.
(This site has some of the commercials, plus a supposed "trailer" for a supposed feature length movie, which is actually bits from the various ads edited together with other footage.)
ABC has ordered a pilot called "Cavemen." It follows a group of cavemen (and possibly cavewomen) as they deal with their day-to-day in 2007, says the Washington Post. It's sort of like "Friends," except with a lot more facial hair.
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There's no guarantee that the show will make it to air. The same writer behind the ad campaign will be writing the pilot. -- Rachel Cericola
Cavemen" will revolve around three neanderthals who must battle prejudice as they attempt to live as normal thirtysomethings in modern Atlanta.
TMZ reports that the New York Times covered a new Nielsen study that found, "...even when people watch recorded shows later, many are not fast-forwarding through the ads. On average, Nielsen found, DVR owners watch 40 percent of commercials that they could skip over -- perhaps because they like ads, don't mind them or simply can't be bothered."
The advertising copywriter who helped create the "cavemen" ads is writing the pilot, ABC said.
(I can report for myself that I only let the commercials run when watching TV via DVR when I am too busy doing something else to stop and fast forward -- that is, when the TV is basically on in the background and doesn't have my full attention. Even then, I'll usually mute them.)
"Cavemen as 'Friends'" won't cut it, I'm afraid -- if that's where they're heading, the show is likely to be a flop.
Incidentally, I note from my surfing that at least some people interpret the commercials as being "about" the whining of minorities, but I think that's not the case. Given the circumstances that the world of the ads presents, the complaints of the cavemen (especially the sophisticates featured in the first series) seem quite reasonable, and the actions of GEICO (the fictitious company of the ads, not the real one) are irresponsible and duplicitous (in their continuation of the "So easy a caveman could do it" campaign even after apologizing for it when the cavemen complain). What we see is not "whining", but a minority speaking out for itself with a legitimate complaint, asking only to be respected and not denigrated without cause. The ads are funny not because of the actions of the cavemen, but because of the various targets it makes fun of, including (and especially) GEICO itself -- a trait they share with other GEICO ad series.
(In any case, the ads are ultimately "about" selling insurance, nothing else.)
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