Because we are scientists, who can't help being appalled at this caricature of the scientific method. Because we are lawyers, who can't help being appalled at this parody of the legal mind. Because we are communicators, who can't help being appalled at what is being communicated here. Because we are teachers, who don't want to have to teach the true significance of what is being acted out here.
Because we cling desperately to the hope that "Equal Justice Under Law" is more than just a motto, but actually means something. And because we fear that, in the end, it may be the only fortress we (and our children) may have against an increasingly venal age. And because we recognize that the "rich man's" defense threatens that notion of equality to its very foundations.
Because we apprehend the wellsprings of emotion that the defense team has tried to tap into here, and put to such bastardized purposes. And because we know that those great themes (race, due process, the individual against the state, etc.) have nothing to do with the facts of this case, but if successfully exploited (in bastardized form) here, and broadly applied (in bastardized form) elsewhere, will ultimately amount to nothing more than a simple license to kill, available to anyone with the chutzpah - and the cash - to claim it. And because that license to kill is deeply, deeply threatening to us.
Because we, like most children of the modern age, have been supersaturated with advertising, commercialism, promotion, and hype, and have become profoundly cynical of it as a result. Because we recognize, to our horror, what Goebbels recognized: that human emotions are infinitely malleable, and capable of being put to any conceivable purpose with the right application of lies, hatreds, ignorance, and fear. And because we see those same propaganda methods being matter-of-factly employed here (in this latest version of the "thrilla in Manilla"), on multiple levels.
Because, like Kurtz, we travel in grim fascination to the heart of darkness, in order to know what true horror really is, lest we lose our innocence by default from our failure to recognize it. And because we know, on some level, that our own innocence somehow depends upon our willingness to look unflinchingly upon the ugliness, ugliness, ugliness of it all.
Because, as Americans have always been, we are profoundly ambivalent about heroism and villainy. Because we desperately need our heroes, and desperately need to see them ripped apart in calumny when they fall, as they surely must; and because we love our villains and love to hate them and hate to love them. And because outlawry is (perversely enough) one of the highest forms of artistic and heroic expression in America, and always has been. (Darth Vader? Billy the Kid? The Wild One? Petrified Forest? Bonnie and Clyde?)
Because we are all refugees of the sixties, and came away from that time with the idyllic vision that racial harmony was achievable; because we don't want to let go of that idyllic vision, and know that the "race card" being played here can only come to a bitter end, no matter what the outcome.
Because we know full well that a brutal, murderous, raging evil stalks the land, and are profoundly mesmerized by the utter banality with which that evil expresses itself in this courtroom. And because we foolishly imagine that our participation in it can somehow ennoble it above the banalities in which it is now mired.
Because this melodrama has everything that the dream machine could possibly hope to marshall, all in one script: sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, violence, glamour, heroes, heroines, and villains, race, who-dunnit, sports, ritual, ignorance, greed, ineptitude, pride, politics, high-tech, history, stubbornness, Ben Matlock, Perry Mason and Grace Van Owen, insanity, farce, gospel, World War II, John Wayne, you name it. We've got it.
Tom Fellows "Why We Obsess" posted on the Court TV O.J. Simpson discussion board (5/31/95)
994) Another way to put it is this: The only obstacle to the establishment of the guilt of O.J. Simpson is legal. The whole of the epistemological apparatus of the modern world - psychology, science, logic, reason - establishes that he is guilty. Only the law stands in the way of the application, paradoxically, of justice.
William F. Buckley "The DNA Is Persuasive: Will The Law Go Along" op-ed in the New York Post (5/30/95) posted by Sharon Rose on the Court TV O.J. Simpson discussion board (5/31/95)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 604 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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kleptocratic
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lacking in public spirit
liars
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not trustworthy
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i've got a little list...
Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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recent listening
influences
John Adams
Laurie Anderson
Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
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