1538) The process by which attitudes [about Victorians] have modulated from hostility to amused contempt to irony to affectionate humor and finally to an openly acknowledged nostalgia is part of the psychopathology of the later twentieth century, and when the historians of the future want to understand us, they will do well to examine our outlook upon the past.
Richard Jenkyns "Victoria's Secret" New York Review of Books (11/30/1995) [review of When Passion Reigned: Sex and the Victorians by Patricia Anderson and The Naked Heart by Peter Gay]
1539) Andy Warhol was absolutely wrong. Yeah, sure, in the future everyone will qualify for his or her fifteen minutes of fame. What Warhol either failed to perceive or neglected to tell us was that, once the fifteen minutes was over, the supposedly disposable celebrity would refuse to go away. Like houseguests from hell, they linger, proving as indestructible as old plastic catbox liners. [...]
Celebrities do not go quietly into that dark night. On the outer fringe, a few may fade and die [...] Nearer the central core, however, a condition of stasis has been achieved - a symbiotic clusterfuck among three fixed points: the celeb's addiction to attention and the multimedia's insatiable hunger for copy with which to feed a public prurience - as bottomless as it is shameless - conspiring to create a scary pantheon of the famous.
Logic dictates that if a new media star is born every twenty-eight and a half seconds, and only the most peripheral will go away, we will soon experience celebrity overload. [...] [T]he planet in general, and this city [Los Angeles] in particular, is entirely over-populated by celebrities. ...
[The pantheon of celebrities] is not ... a pantheon of gods, but [...] a neo-aristocracy, created not by accident of birth and inherited wealth and title, but by accident of random media exposure. The question [...] is exactly how large an aristocracy can a society - even a global society - support. When we have so many celebs and wannabe celebs that it becomes difficult to identify them all without a tipsheet, a certain saturation point must have been reached.
Of the trio of conspirators - the public, the media, and the celebrities - the public can't be blamed. The public is never blamed for anything. In a democracy, the will of the people rules, even when it is stupid, hysterical and ignorant. It's currently trendy to blame the media, but individual media representatives invariably recite the standard defense: They're only giving the people what they want. [...]
At this point, two collective sets of hostile eyes turn in the direction of the celebrities. If you have to blame someone, who better than a bunch of naked emperors and empresses? The accusatory questions come thick and fast. Who are these people, anyway? Why are they able to command so much of our time and attention? Why do they exist at all? [...]
As hundreds of aspirants grab for a handhold, the celebrity bandwagon groans audibly under the weight. Passage is no longer limited to TV and movie stars, rock musicians and model hawking a product or project. Evangelists are in, as are high-profile lawyers, property developers, popcorn manufacturers, politician's mistresses, and dangerous criminals. [...] Richard Ramirez has a fan club. People magazine profiles Jack Kevorkian. David Koresh achieves martyrdom, and the judicial system founders under the highly promoted adoration of scum like Erik and Lyle Menendez.
Mick Farren "Celebrity Overload" in Los Angeles Reader (12/8/1995) drawing on the research of Leo Brady in The Frenzy of Renown: Fame & Its History (1986)
1540) The Simpson trial was not only about race in this country, but also about the unhealthy relationship we seem to have with our designated celebrities. For a moment, by some insanely twisted egalitarianism, Rosa Lopez had become as significant in the world of gossip as Jack Nicholson, Hillary Clinton or the Princess of Wales.
Mick Farren "Celebrity Overload" in Los Angeles Reader (12/8/1995)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 462 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
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Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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