1725) Once there was a vine which realized that people came every year and took its grapes. It observed that nobody ever showed any gratitude. One day a wise man came along and sat down nearby. "This," thought the vine, "is my opportunity to have the mystery solved." It said, "Wise man, as you may have observed, I am a vine. Whenever my fruit is ripe, people come and take the grapes away. None shows any sign of gratitude. Can you explain this conduct to me?" The wise man thought for a time. Then he said, "The reason, in all probability, is that all those people are under the impression that you cannot help producing grapes."
Idries Shah The Magic Monastery (1972) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
1726) Once upon a time there was a man of great repute for his wisdom, who lived in a certain town. He told the people about life and death, about the planets and the earth, about history and about every kind of unknown thing. One day a dam burst and the people went running to him to tell them how they could solve the problem. The wise man drew himself up to his full height, "I think that you should avoid asking such puerile questions from a man of the mind. I am not a water engineer, I am a theoretician.
Idries Shah The Magic Monastery (1972) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
1727) There was once a man who did one thing right, and one thing wrong, in that order. The first thing was to tell a fool that he was a fool. The second thing was not to have made sure that he was not standing beside a deep well.
Idries Shah The Magic Monastery (1972) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
1728) A deer, in flight before a hunting tiger, paused long enough to call out to a mouse whom he saw sitting quietly beside his hole, "The Lord of the Jungle approaches, the Tiger is in a killing mood, flee for your life!" The mouse nibbled a piece of grass and said, "If you had news of a marauding cat, that would be something which might interest me!"
Idries Shah The Magic Monastery (1972) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
1729) A dervish was sitting by the roadside when a haughty courier with his retinue, riding past in the opposite direction, struck him with a cane, shouting, "Out of the way, you miserable wretch!" When they had swept past, the dervish rose and called after them, "May you attain all that you desire in the world, even up to its highest ranks!" A bystander, much impressed by this scene, approached the devout man and said to him, "Please tell me whether your words were motivated by generosity of spirit, or because the desires of the world will undoubtedly corrupt that man even more?" "O man of bright countenance, " said the dervish, "has it not occurred to you that I said what I did because people who attain their real desires would not need to ride about striking dervishes?"
Idries Shah The Magic Monastery (1972) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
1730) No answer is in itself an answer.
Sufi proverb quoted by Idries Shah in Caravan of Dreams (1968) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
1731) A man of Merv, well known as the home of complicated thinkers, ran shouting one night throughout the city's streets. "Thief, Thief!" he cried. The people surrounded him, and when he was a little calmer, asked, "Where was the thief?" "In my house." "Did you see him?" "No." "Was anything missing?" "No." "How do you know there was a thief, then?" "I was lying in bed when I remembered that thieves break into houses without a sound, and move very quietly. I could hear nothing, so I knew that there was a thief in the house, you fool!"
Niamat Khan in Caravan of Dreams (1968) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
1732) A man said to a Dervish, "Why do I not see you more often?" The Dervish replied, "Because the words "Why have you not been to see me?' are sweeter to my ear than the words 'Why have you come again?'"
Mulla Jami in Caravan of Dreams (1968) Ron Robertson, personal e-mail (2/28/1996)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 449 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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blame-placers
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ideologues
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isolated
kleptocratic
lacking in empathy
lacking in public spirit
liars
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not "reality-based"
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out of control
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propagandists
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Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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influences
John Adams
Laurie Anderson
Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
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