1839) [R]emember that [fashion] magazines are selling images of what you can't get. It's about unconsummated desire. The object is to make you want to go out and buy lipstick so you can feel better about yourself.
anonymous fashion magazine editor quoted by John Tierney in "The Big City: Masochism Central" in New York Times Magazine (6/16/1996)
1840) [An online friend] said to me not long ago that e-mail discussions, by their very nature, required exaggeration. She is correct, IMO, to a certain degree. We feel the need to ensure the attention we think our letter deserves. So there is a great temptation to overstate and exaggerate. And before you know it, some becomes all, sometimes becomes always, sometimes not becomes never, the rejection of a part becomes the rejection of the whole, the failure to read a certain book becomes a failure to read all books, and pride in flag and country becomes chauvinism.
Sanya A. Smyth personal e-mail, (6/13/1996)
1841) Both [Howard Hughes and his father] had that cleverness and ruthlessness and attention to detail usually called a "knack" for making money.
Donald E. Westlake "A Prison of His Own Making" in New York Times Book Review (6/16/1996) [review of Howard Hughes: The Untold Story by Peter Harry Brown and Pat H. Broeske]
1842) [John Wayne's] attachment to a single unchanging cinematic role may have stemmed from his own uncertain sense of who he was. Before he was John Wayne he was Marion Mitchell Morrison, but from his birth in 1907 until he was 5 he was Marion Robert Morrison. His family called him Robert. When he was 5 his mother had another son, and named him Robert, and told her first-born that from now on he would have a new middle name and be called Marion. In one fell swoop the boy had lost his pride of place, his mother's lap and his name. One can only imagine the effect of this on a young child.
Jackson Lears "Screw Ambiguity" in The New Republic (4/22/1996) [review of John Wayne: American by Randy Roberts and James S. Olsen]
1843) There is a kind of ambitious young person who mistakes frenetic movement for advancement in the world. He'll call you from the road and say, "I'm in Bangladesh on business, heading for Iceland," and you know that he thinks this is sufficient explanation for his purpose in life.
Michael Lewis "Campaign Journal: Automatic Pilot" in The New Republic (6/24/1996)
1844) On the plane heading back East I look up and take a mental photograph. A wise old man once told me how to do this: look hard, close your eyes, try to recall what you have seen. Repeat this procedure three times and you'll always remember the picture.
Michael Lewis "Campaign Journal: Automatic Pilot" in The New Republic (6/24/1996)
1845) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Ron Robertson personal e-mail (06/20/1996)
1846) If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
The Godfather: Part II (film, 1974) screenplay by Francis Ford Coppola and Mario Puzo based on the novel by Mario Puzo directed by Francis Ford Coppola spoken by the character "Michael Corleone" played by Al Pacino
1847) Where it is a question of criminal justice, it is all too easy to imagine a society that wished to humiliate its criminals, but was fastidious about seeing that only the guilty were humiliated. The society depicted in The Scarlet Letter is a fair approximation of this state of things - sinners were not only to be punished, but were to be cast out of society. Still, it was a society that cared very much that what we suffered was our just deserts. The Alabama legislature recently reintroduced chain gangs; and its aim was precisely to humiliate the prisoners by doing so - the modern, lightweight shackles would do none of the physical damage that old-fashioned chains had done, but they would do just as much emotional damage. Lawmakers took it for granted that nobody ought to be in an Alabama jail without having committed a crime; they did not repudiate justice, but they expressly denied that criminals had to be treated decently.
Alan Ryan "The Politics of Dignity" New York Review of Books (7/11/1996) [review of The Decent Society by Avishai Margalit]
1848) No one owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.
William S. Burroughs (attributed) posted by Deborah L. Benedict on the Court-TV message boards (6/23/1996)
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 439 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
absolutist
aggresive
anti-Constitutional
anti-intellectual
arrogant
authoritarian
blame-placers
blameworthy
blinkered
buckpassers
calculating
class warriors
clueless
compassionless
con artists
conniving
conscienceless
conspiratorial
corrupt
craven
criminal
crooked
culpable
damaging
dangerous
deadly
debased
deceitful
delusional
despotic
destructive
devious
disconnected
dishonorable
dishonest
disingenuous
disrespectful
dogmatic
doomed
fanatical
fantasists
felonious
hateful
heinous
hostile to science
hypocritical
ideologues
ignorant
immoral
incompetent
indifferent
inflexible
insensitive
insincere
irrational
isolated
kleptocratic
lacking in empathy
lacking in public spirit
liars
mendacious
misleading
mistrustful
non-rational
not candid
not "reality-based"
not trustworthy
oblivious
oligarchic
opportunistic
out of control
pernicious
perverse
philistine
plutocratic
prevaricating
propagandists
rapacious
relentless
reprehensible
rigid
scandalous
schemers
selfish
secretive
shameless
sleazy
tricky
unAmerican
uncaring
uncivil
uncompromising
unconstitutional
undemocratic
unethical
unpopular
unprincipled
unrealistic
unreliable
unrepresentative
unscientific
unscrupulous
unsympathetic
venal
vile
virtueless
warmongers
wicked
without integrity
wrong-headed
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i've got a little list...
Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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recent listening
influences
John Adams
Laurie Anderson
Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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the story so far
unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
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(You might want to keep a watch on me, though, just to avoid the syrup ending up on your feet and the pancakes on your forehead.)
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