1995) Scientific materialism is regarded by many, even by some of its own prophets, as deeply unsatisfying: scary, bewildering, insulting, demeaning, dispiriting, confining. [...] Science, with is chain-saws and bulldozers of reason, has felled the tropical rain forest of spirituality. It has wreaked ecological destruction on fairyland. It has extinguished the leprechauns, the elves and goblins. It has caused a global change in the weather of the imagination. It has made a dustbowl of our own Eden, and created an inner drought. And all this, not to bring greater peace or happiness, but to satisfy people's hunger for the Big Macs of technology.
Nicholas Humphrey Leaps of Faith (1996)
1996) No more things should be presumed to exist than are absolutely necessary.
[Note: Named after and attributed to William of Occam, the 14th century English logician and philosopher, although it has not been found specifically in his writings. The principle is sometimes paraphrased as All other things being equal, the simplest solution is the best.[WP]]
1997) Man must at last wake up out of his millenary dream and discover his total solitude, his fundamental isolation. He must realize that, like a gypsy, he lives on the boundary of an alien world; a world that is deaf to his music, and as indifferent to his hopes as it is to his sufferings and his crimes.
Jacques Monod Chance and Necessity (1972) quoted by Nicholas Humphrey in Leaps of Faith (1996)
1998) That man is the product of causes which had no prevision of the end they were achieving; that his origin, his growth, his hopes and fears, his loves and beliefs, are but the outcome of accidental collisions of atoms; that no fire, no heroism, no intensity of thought and feeling, can preserve an individual life beyond the grave; that all the labours of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness of human genius, are destined to extinction in the vast death of the solar system [...] Only within the scaffolding of these truths, only on the firm foundation of unyielding despair, can the soul's habitation henceforth be built.
Bertrand Russell quoted by E.A. Burtt in The Metaphysical Foundations of Modern Physical Science (1924) quoted by Nicholas Humphrey in Leaps of Faith (1996)
1999) [S]cience is an extension of a natural faculty that was long ago firmly implanted in human heads because it works in practice to deliver knowledge of the kind the people have always needed in order to survive in daily life. Even if minor natural scientists is not all that people are - they do of course also sometimes employ other less reliable (and less effective) ways to gaining knowledge - it is what they all are.
Nicholas Humphrey Leaps of Faith (1996)
2000) The most important thing to realize about systems of animal communication is that they are not expected to be systems for the dissemination of truth. Instead, they are expected to be systems by which individual organism attempt to maximize their fitness by communicating to others things that may be true or false.
Robert Trivers "Sociobiology and politics" in Sociobiology and Human Politics (1981) Elliott White, ed. quoted by Nicholas Humphrey in Leaps of Faith (1996)
2001) An understanding of the psychology of human perception, cognition and behaviour suggests that, even in psi phenomenona were not to exist, the kinds of experiences that people report under the rubric of "psychic" should be expected to occur from time to time.
James E. Alcock "Parapsychology as a "spiritual" science" in A Skeptic's Handbook of Parapsychology (1985) Paul Kurtz, ed. quoted by Nicholas Humphrey in Leaps of Faith (1996)
2002) Psychics and other "credulists" are typically engaged seriously (but misguidedly) in that most characteristic of human enterprises: the attempt to capture our chaotic and fragmentary experiences in a network of meanings and to discover the hidden connectedness that (we hope) underlies all the disorderly and recalcitrant happenings in the world.
William Grey "Philosophy and the paranormal" Skeptical Inquirer (March/April 1994) quoted by Nicholas Humphrey in Leaps of Faith (1996)
2003) [P]sychic experiences [...] are an inevitable consequence of the way we think [...] like visual illusions, they are the price we pay for a generally very effective relationship with a massively complex world.
Susan Blakemore "Psychic experiences: Psychic illusions" Skeptical Inquirer (Summer 1992) quoted by Nicholas Humphrey in Leaps of Faith (1996)
2004) [B]eliefs in paranormal powers - or echoes of them - remain central to our own cultural institutions at every level. They are there as an elite opinion, there en masses. They continue to run right through our art and entertainment, our music, painting, literature, architecture, theatre and cinema. They are invoked in all our rites of passage - at weddings, births and funerals. They follow us to school, on to the sports field, on to the battle ground, in and out of love and sex. They creep into our beds and keep us wide eyed in the night.
Many, probably the majority, of the public figures who we look up to - the princes, presidents, popes, pop stars, parliamentarians, press barons, prime-time presenters, prima donnas, premiere league players, etc. who act as society's opinions formers - acknowledge by words or actions their own acceptance of the paranormal ethos. ...
What is rare indeed is to find any public figure disavowing paranormality entirely. And if they do privately have doubts about it, they are probably well advised to keep them to themselves and play along: for, as every public relations consultant would tell you, no one ever did his image any good by openly declaring his preference for common sense.
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 388 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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influences
John Adams
Laurie Anderson
Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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unfutz: toiling in almost complete obscurity for almost 1500 days
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