1934) There's an old saying that every geek thinks that the circus couldn't run without him. In the political circus recently, the geeks have started writing books in which they describe exactly how they bit the heads off the live chicken and how this makes them indispensable. Inadvertently, they also make it clear we'd all be better if that circus never came to town.
Donald E. Westlake "Tough Guys Don't Shut Up" in New York Times Book Review (8/23/1996) [review of Bare Knuckles and Back Rooms by Ed Rollins with Tom DeFrank]
1935) [T]he general public - in modern countries, the electorate - doesn't spend much time thinking about politics, so that the nation's hopes, traditions, and myths tend to live on. Capital cities, by contrast, are humid cultures for the intensive, tropical growth of political forces, schemes, bureaucracies, parasites, and interests - and for greed and institutional corruption.
Kevin Phillips Arrogant Capital (1994)
1936) We may say with truth and meaning that governments are more or less republican, as they have more or less of the element of popular election and control in their composition; and believing, as I do, that the mass of the citizens is the safest depository of their own rights, and especially, that the evils flowing from the duperies of the people are less injurious than those from the egoism of their agents, I am a friend to that composition of government which has in it the most of this ingredient. And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.
Thomas Jefferson letter to John Taylor (5/28/1816) Memoirs, Correspondence, and Private Papers of Thomas Jefferson, v.4 Thomas Jefferson Randolph, ed., (1829) [WQ] quoted (in part) by Kevin Phillips in Arrogant Capital (1994)
1937) When irrational terror takes to itself the fiat of moral goodness somebody has to die. [...] No man lives who has not got a panic button, and when it is pressed by the clean white hand of moral duty, a certain murderous train is set in motion.
1938) [S]ome of [us] have completely lost sight of the fact that we are responsible for our choices. We are not automatic mechanisms. Regardless of the stimulus, except for low level reflexes, we always have a choice of response.
Ron Robertson posted on the Court TV Elements of Crime discussion board (7/13/1996)
1939) Americans visit one another's homes and join civic associations less than in any era on record. Alone at the end of the cul-de-sac, we watch murder, mayhem and assorted social pathologies on television. Bereft of community, we have become suspicious of immigrants, of shared social responsibility - and even of human potential itself. Racist arguments like [co-author of The Bell Curve] Charles Murray's conform to this mindset" they offer "scientific" evidence that the poor are inferior and therefore a hopeless case. The press is culpable too, transmitting the idea with barely a skeptical question.
Brent Staples "Zeal of A Convert" in New York Times Books Review (8/4/1996) [review of Up From Conservatism (1996) by Michael Lind, and citing ideas from the essay - later book - "Bowling Alone" (1994) by Robert Putnam]
1940) If [the] natural sciences lead to anything, they are apt to make the belief that there is such a thing as the "meaning" of the universe die out at its very roots.
Max Weber "Science As A Vocation" quoted by Richard Wolin in "Liberalism As A Vocation" in The New Republic (9/2/1996) [review of Max Weber: Politics and the Spirit of Tragedy by John Patrick Diggins]
1941) We have also sound houses, where we practice and demonstrate all sounds and their generation. We have harmonies which you have not, of quarter sounds and lesser slides of sounds. Divers instruments of music likewise to you unknown, some sweeter than any you have; together with bells and rings that are dainty and sweet. We represent small sounds as great and deep; likewise divers trembling and warblings of sounds, which in their original are entire. We represent and imitate all articulate sounds and letters, and the voices of beasts and birds. We have certain helps which set to the ear to do further the hearing greatly. We have also divers strange and artificial echoes, reflecting the voice many times, and as if it were tossing it; and some that give back the voice louder than it came, some shriller and some deeper; yea, some rendering the voice, differing in the letters or articulate sound from that they receive. We have also means to convey sounds in tubes and pipes, in strange lines and distances [...]
Francis Bacon New Atlantis (1627) quoted by Paul D. Miller (aka DJ Spooky That Subliminal Kid) in "Algorithms, Erasures {and the Art of} Memory", an excerpt from "Flow My Blood the DJ Said", in liner notes, Songs of a Dead Dreamer (cd, 1996) by DJ Spooky That Subliminal Kid
1942) I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
D.H. Lawrence letter (4/15/1908) Letters of D.H. Lawrence (1979), edited by James T. Boulton [CQ]
Sources
[CQ] - Columbia Dictionary of Quotations (1993) [WQ] - Wikiquote
Note: "3089/898" is the designation I've given to the project of posting all my collected quotes, excerpts and ideas (3089 of them) in the remaining days of the Bush administration (of which there were 898 left when I began). As of today, there are 398 days remaining in the administration of the worst American President ever.
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Elliott Abrams
Steven Abrams (Kansas BofE)
David Addington
Howard Fieldstead Ahmanson
Roger Ailes (FNC)
John Ashcroft
Bob Bennett
William Bennett
Joe Biden
John Bolton
Alan Bonsell (Dover BofE)
Pat Buchanan
Bill Buckingham (Dover BofE)
George W. Bush
Saxby Chambliss
Bruce Chapman (DI)
Dick Cheney
Lynne Cheney
Richard Cohen
The Coors Family
Ann Coulter
Michael Crichton
Lanny Davis
Tom DeLay
William A. Dembski
James Dobson
Leonard Downie (WaPo)
Dinesh D’Souza
Gregg Easterbrook
Jerry Falwell
Douglas Feith
Arthur Finkelstein
Bill Frist
George Gilder
Newt Gingrich
John Gibson (FNC)
Alberto Gonzalez
Rudolph Giuliani
Sean Hannity
Katherine Harris
Fred Hiatt (WaPo)
Christopher Hitchens
David Horowitz
Don Imus
James F. Inhofe
Jesse Jackson
Philip E. Johnson
Daryn Kagan
Joe Klein
Phil Kline
Ron Klink
William Kristol
Ken Lay
Joe Lieberman
Rush Limbaugh
Trent Lott
Frank Luntz
"American Fundamentalists"
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Chris Matthews
Mitch McConnell
Stephen C. Meyer (DI)
Judith Miller (ex-NYT)
Zell Miller
Tom Monaghan
Sun Myung Moon
Roy Moore
Dick Morris
Rupert Murdoch
Ralph Nader
John Negroponte
Grover Norquist
Robert Novak
Ted Olson
Elspeth Reeve (TNR)
Bill O'Reilly
Martin Peretz (TNR)
Richard Perle
Ramesh Ponnuru
Ralph Reed
Pat Robertson
Karl Rove
Tim Russert
Rick Santorum
Richard Mellon Scaife
Antonin Scalia
Joe Scarborough
Susan Schmidt (WaPo)
Bill Schneider
Al Sharpton
Ron Silver
John Solomon (WaPo)
Margaret Spellings
Kenneth Starr
Randall Terry
Clarence Thomas
Richard Thompson (TMLC)
Donald Trump
Richard Viguere
Donald Wildmon
Paul Wolfowitz
Bob Woodward (WaPo)
John Yoo
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influences
John Adams
Laurie Anderson
Aphex Twin
Isaac Asimov
Fred Astaire
J.G. Ballard
The Beatles
Busby Berkeley
John Cage
"Catch-22"
Raymond Chandler
Arthur C. Clarke
Elvis Costello
Richard Dawkins
Daniel C. Dennett
Philip K. Dick
Kevin Drum
Brian Eno
Fela
Firesign Theatre
Eliot Gelwan
William Gibson
Philip Glass
David Gordon
Stephen Jay Gould
Dashiell Hammett
"The Harder They Come"
Robert Heinlein
Joseph Heller
Frank Herbert
Douglas Hofstadter
Bill James
Gene Kelly
Stanley Kubrick
Jefferson Airplane
Ursula K. LeGuin
The Marx Brothers
John McPhee
Harry Partch
Michael C. Penta
Monty Python
Orbital
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
"The Prisoner"
"The Red Shoes"
Steve Reich
Terry Riley
Oliver Sacks
Erik Satie
"Singin' in the Rain"
Stephen Sondheim
The Specials
Morton Subotnick
Talking Heads/David Byrne
Tangerine Dream
Hunter S. Thompson
J.R.R. Tolkien
"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Kurt Vonnegut
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